All we talk about anymore is Big, or balls, or small dicks. How does it happen that four such smart women have nothing to talk about but boyfriends? It's like seventh grade with bank accounts!
Read more Miranda Hobbes QuotesFrom: Sex and the City
Miranda: You haven't had a crush since Big.Carrie: Big wasn't a crush. He was a crash.
Jerk One: Hey red, move your fat ass!Carrie: What did you just say to her?Samantha: Who the hell do you think you are?Jerk Two: Get in the game or get out!Miranda: Guys, let's just go. It's okay.Carrie: No, it is most certainly *not* okay!Charlotte: Listen, you big jerk, her "ass" isn't normally this big!Miranda: Yes... thank you, I almost forgot! My ass is fat because I just had a baby, you asshole!Samantha: What's your excuse?Carrie: Yeah, ya havin' triplets?
Samantha: If we could perpetually do blowjobs to every guy on earth, we would own the world.Carrie: And at least our hands would be free to greet dignitaries and everything.