Jeff Greene: Who are you?Larry David: I'm Larry David.Jeff Greene: And what do you enjoy?Larry David: I enjoy comfort found in wearing women's panties.
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Anyway, I'd better shut up, because I plan on-I'm planning on a big move later and I think I might hurt my chances if I keep criticizing your food.
Larry David: Instead of going in and ordering a "Ted Danson" people go in ordering a "Larry David". What's the difference?Ted Danson: One tastes good, one sucks!
Leon Black: Well what kinda cum was it, first of all?Larry David: What do you mean, "What kinda cum?" Cum is cum.Leon Black: Cum is not cum, Larry.Larry David: Cum is cum.Leon Black: Well, it couldn't have been mine. You know why? Cuz I gets mines, Larry. I brings the ruckus to the ladies.