Anyway, I'd better shut up, because I plan on-I'm planning on a big move later and I think I might hurt my chances if I keep criticizing your food.
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Susie Greene: Fuck you Larry, this is bullshit motherfucker. You are such a bald asshole I can't believe it.Loretta Black: Who the FUCK do you think you're talking to? Nobody talks to my man like that. You better get your ass out of my house. You fucking bitch!Larry: goodbye!
Larry David: He didn't - he didn't really care for Jews. He thought they were a bit much.Greg: I would kick his butt.Larry David: Would you!Greg: Yes.Larry David: Good for you.Larry David: What's that - what are you watching in there?Greg: "Project Runway." Good show.Larry David: And what do you like about it?Greg: The fashion! It's, like, the best show ever!Larry David: You like fashion?Greg: Yes. I do.Larry David: Hmm.Greg: Ooh! What's that right there?Larry David: Oh, that's called a, uh, swastika.Greg: I like how the lines just go straight and then up and then down and then straight and then up and then down. It's *beautiful.* My birthday's coming up in a week, so - can you get me one?Larry David: A swastika?Greg: Yeah.Larry David: I - I don't know, Greg, I'll have to think about that.Greg: They should start selling them in every gift shop in New York City.Larry David: Yeah, I don't think Jews would like that.Greg: Get a life, Jews!
Larry David: I think I tipped that guy twice.Jeff Greene: What? Why wouldn't he tell you?Larry David: Because he got twice the money.Larry David: Why?