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Doctor: Based on your signs and symptoms, when you twisted your body, your testicles got ensnared in the fly of your underwear, which acted like a noose, and it caused scrotal hematoma and contusion.Leon Black: Twisted balls.Doctor: In layman's terms, yes. It's...Leon Black: Twisted balls.Doctor: It's not as bad as it sounds. It's a bruising, which will probably last about a week or so.Larry David: Oh, OK.Doctor: But, I would definitely recommend switching to a style of underwear with no fly.Larry David: No Fly Zone? Is that what you're telling me? I'm not wearing that underwear. OK?Leon Black: You gotta do it, man. You got long balls, Larry. Long balls. You've got long-ass balls.Larry David: I've got long balls?Leon Black: Doc, you've seen his balls, right?Larry David: Would you say my balls were unusually long?Doctor: They're a bit more distended than the average testicles.Leon Black: You got long-ass balls, Larry. "Long Ball Larry." That's your new name.Larry David: Long balls. Who the hell knew?Leon Black: Long balls. Change your drawers.
Larry David: He didn't - he didn't really care for Jews. He thought they were a bit much.Greg: I would kick his butt.Larry David: Would you!Greg: Yes.Larry David: Good for you.Larry David: What's that - what are you watching in there?Greg: "Project Runway." Good show.Larry David: And what do you like about it?Greg: The fashion! It's, like, the best show ever!Larry David: You like fashion?Greg: Yes. I do.Larry David: Hmm.Greg: Ooh! What's that right there?Larry David: Oh, that's called a, uh, swastika.Greg: I like how the lines just go straight and then up and then down and then straight and then up and then down. It's *beautiful.* My birthday's coming up in a week, so - can you get me one?Larry David: A swastika?Greg: Yeah.Larry David: I - I don't know, Greg, I'll have to think about that.Greg: They should start selling them in every gift shop in New York City.Larry David: Yeah, I don't think Jews would like that.Greg: Get a life, Jews!