Doctor: Based on your signs and symptoms, when you twisted your body, your testicles got ensnared in the fly of your underwear, which acted like a noose, and it caused scrotal hematoma and contusion.
Leon Black: Twisted balls.
Doctor: In layman's terms, yes. It's...
Leon Black: Twisted balls.
Doctor: It's not as bad as it sounds. It's a bruising, which will probably last about a week or so.
Larry David: Oh, OK.
Doctor: But, I would definitely recommend switching to a style of underwear with no fly.
Larry David: No Fly Zone? Is that what you're telling me? I'm not wearing that underwear. OK?
Leon Black: You gotta do it, man. You got long balls, Larry. Long balls. You've got long-ass balls.
Larry David: I've got long balls?
Leon Black: Doc, you've seen his balls, right?
Larry David: Would you say my balls were unusually long?
Doctor: They're a bit more distended than the average testicles.
Leon Black: You got long-ass balls, Larry. "Long Ball Larry." That's your new name.
Larry David: Long balls. Who the hell knew?
Leon Black: Long balls. Change your drawers.
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