Oh my God, can you just be cool? Once. Please! Just once!... Can you just once be cool? Once! Please!
Read more Barney Stinson QuotesFrom: How I Met Your Mother
Barney Stinson: Stop pining over Marshall and Lily! Have some self respect. Now put this fiver in your mouth so that stripper with the lazy eye can vacuum it up with...Ted Mosby: Barney! I'm allowed to miss them alright? They're my two best friends.Barney Stinson: I'm your two best friends!
The point is, marriage is stupid. Every year there are a million hot, new 22-year olds going into bars, and call me glass-half-full, but I think they're getting dumber.
Barney Stinson: You're my best friend, and my best man. Of course I trust you.Barney Stinson: Oh come on, you don't have to cry about it.Ted Mosby: It's not that. That was a $600 bottle of scotch!Barney Stinson: Oh my ggg - -