Cray-cray gotta go bye-bye before you get stab-stabbed.
Read more Barney Stinson QuotesFrom: How I Met Your Mother
I sound kind of douchey. I can't stop myself!
Barney Stinson: I had a drinking game based on Robin. Well, actually, it was on Robin. I poured peach schnapps into her belly button...Ted Mosby: Dude, we've been through this. Don't tell me.Barney Stinson: Very well. She didn't like it, anyway. Said it woke her up.
Ted Mosby: As you can see, I do just fine on my own. I don't need a baby-sitter.Barney Stinson: See. All this time, I thought you need a wingman to fly, but the truth is you... you've got your own wings now.Ted Mosby: Hmm.Barney Stinson: Since you and Robin split, you've been gestating. Growing in your cocoon. And last night... you burst out of that cocoon... , like a majestic, uh... gosh, what is it that comes out of a cocoon? I was always bad at science.Lily Aldrin: He's gonna say it.Ted Mosby: A butterfly?Ted Mosby: What?Barney Stinson: Nothing, buddy.Ted Mosby: Ow! Why did that hurt so...? Oh my God!Ted Mosby: I have a tattoo!Barney Stinson: Oh, that's not a tattoo. That, dear boy, is a tramp stamp.