Bro bro bro your broat, gently to the bar. Hit on some sluts then do 10 shots...
Read more Barney Stinson QuotesFrom: How I Met Your Mother
Penelope: Okay, crouch down and bend over a little bit.Barney: Wow, it took 5 shots of tequila to get you in that position.Penelope: I will throw you off this roof.Barney: So much of your mom in you.
Barney Stinson: [Barney tries to ask the bus driver to drive to the hospital where Lily is giving birth] Sir, this man is having a baby tonight. Instead of going to St Marcus Hospital, we're going to Buffalo - and I've seen women from there, the city's aptly named. Look, I'm a screw-up; I'm having something special with this girl Quinn and I ruined it. But this guyBarney Stinson: , he's done everything right. He's been loving and devoting since he was 18 years old. There are a few truly great people on this planet and he is one of them. He deserves to be at the birth of his son. So what do you say?Bus Driver: Unless it's an emergency, I'm not allowed to stop so sit down, watch Cocoon 2, and shut up!
Back boobs... the visual stimulation of missionary meets the emotional detachment of doggy style, patent pending.