Ross: Wanna hear something weird?Phoebe: Always.
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Joey: The ring fell on the floor and I went down to pick it up, and you thought I was proposing.Rachel Green: Yeah, but you said 'will you marry me'.Joey: No, I didn't.Rachel Green: Yes, you did!Joey: No, I didn't.Rachel Green: Yes, you did! Oh, my god, you didn't.
Janice Litman: So, I hear you hate me.Joey Tribbiani: I didn't said "hate", I was really careful about that.Janice Litman: A little birdy said something about ripping your arm off and throwing it at me.Joey Tribbiani: You got "hate" from that?
Rachel Green: OK, take a quarter, blacken the edge, and then say to someone, "I bet you can't roll this quarter without it leaving your face" and when they're done, they have a big pencil line right down the center of their face.Ben Geller: Can I do it to you?Rachel Green: I'm funny, Ben. But I'm not stupid.