Angela Montenegro Quotes

Dr. Daniel Goodman: That is not a tuxedo, Dr. Hodgins.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: I am not going, Dr. Goodman.
Dr. Daniel Goodman: You are going.
Dr. Daniel Goodman: When we arrive, the donors will all be wearing name tags.
Zack Addy: What do we talk about?
Dr. Daniel Goodman: Your work, of course.
Angela Montenegro: Zack's work consists of removing flesh from corpses. Hodgins dissects bugs that have been eating people's eyeballs.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Leave me out of it - I am not going.
Dr. Daniel Goodman: And how do you see your job?
Angela Montenegro: I draw death masks.
Dr. Daniel Goodman: Is that really how you see it?
Angela Montenegro: Don't you?
Dr. Daniel Goodman: You are the best of us, Miss Montenegro. You discern humanity in the wreck of a ruined human body. You give victims back their faces, their identities. You remind us all of why we're here in the first place - because we treasure human life.
Dr. Daniel Goodman: Oh, for God's sake.
Dr. Temperance Brennan: What happened?
Zack Addy: Apparently all Angela needed was to hear her job description in a deep African-American tone.

Angela Montenegro: Okay, you people, listen to me. There is a party going on upstairs. A Christmas party. We're going up there. We're gonna talk to some people, we're gonna sing some carols, we're gonna drink some eggnog.
Angela Montenegro: You are going to kiss me under the mistletoe. On the lips.
Angela Montenegro: I might kiss you guys under the mistletoe, too.
Angela Montenegro: And maybe even you. In a festive, non-lesbian manner. But we are going to that party.

You know what you people lack? Whimsy. It's a genuine handicap.

Angela Montenegro: Angela Montenegro. I do facial reconstructions.
Angela Montenegro: And him.

Angela Montenegro: I never knew you sailed.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Yeah, I was a rich kid, ya know? We had to sail and have at least one girlfriend named Muffy. It's in the charter.

Dr. Clark Edison: Nice cell.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: It's not much, but we call it home.
Angela Montenegro: We're thinking of redoing the kitchen.

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Based on the large ovoid obturator foramen, the victim was a male. The fine texture of the pubic surfaces indicates an age range of mid-to-late 30s.
Wendell Bray: The parabolic dental arch suggests Caucasian.
Angela Montenegro: Yeah, and the giant metal plate in his head suggests a cyborg.

Jack Hodgins: I wouldn't have been able to give this beautiful artist the victim's description without his daughter's visionary help
Angela Montenegro: You really think I'm beautiful, Doc?
Jack Hodgins: The Golden Ratio is hard to argue with, Miss Montenegro

Angela Montenegro: Hey, how is the honeymoon going?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Very well, thank you. We've been enjoying sex very much
Angela Montenegro: Good, good, I am glad you're taking some time off! Don't worry about Christine either by the way. Her an Michael Vincent are getting along great
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Thank you for taking care of her, Angela
Angela Montenegro: Yeah, anything to help you take a vacation...
Angela Montenegro: in what looks like a morgue?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: This is Dr. Letitia Perez, the coroner here at the Buenos Aires morgue. She'll be assisting me in this investigation
Angela Montenegro: Hi, hi, it's nice to meet you!
Angela Montenegro: HELP!
Dr. Leticia Perez: I am not assisting Dr. Brennan, she is consulting for me
Angela Montenegro: Hm, good luck with that!
Dr. Jack Hodgins: What's going on?
Angela Montenegro: Look at this!
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Dr Brennan, you're on your honeymoon! Why are you in a morgue?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: That's not romantic!

Angela Montenegro: Ya know, I hope Cam is happy. If she had just kept things to herself, we wouldn't be in this position.
Caroline Julian: Angela! You listen to me on this subject! All of us did what Pelant expected, *except* for Cam. Because of her, you squints are all still in this, which Pelant fears above all else. As long as the Jeffersonian stays in the game, the good guys live to fight another day. My opinion? Cam Saroyan is the hero of this story so far. You hear what I'm sayin', chere?

Dr. Jack Hodgins: Tell him... tell him... tell him that we get points against us at daycare if we change Michael's schedule at the last minute - and if we get any more we may lose his spot.
Angela Montenegro: Wow. That's good. Are you that good when you lie to me?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: How would I know? I've never tried.
Angela Montenegro: Smart boy.

Wendell Bray: Still I mean you crying, I would've loved to have seen that.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Why?
Angela Montenegro: Sort of like an eclipse. It doesn't happen that often.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Well Booth took a picture of me, but since I have a picture of him cooking an omlete naked, he agreed never to show it to anyone.
Wendell Bray: Smart move.
Angela Montenegro: What? I'm sorry. Naked? Wow! Okay, listen. I am your best friend, honey, so - I think I should take a peek at that.

She has enough pent-up sexual energy to power a small Midwestern city.

Dr. Camille Saroyan: Can I offer you a little insight into Booth's little brother?
Dr. Clark Edison: Oh God, why am I always standing in precisely the wrong place?
Dr. Temperance Brennan: I didn't have sex with him, Cam.
Angela Montenegro: Didn't have sex with who?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Jared Booth.
Angela Montenegro: Good.
Dr. Temperance Brennan: Good? Why good?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Because... because...
Angela Montenegro: Because he's Booth's little brother. And it would just be a creepy way to have sex with a Booth without having sex with the real Booth.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Kudos Angela. I would not have had the guts to say that out loud.

Dr. Gordon Wyatt: I stand by my diagnosis.
Angela Montenegro: You stand by the FBI. Your first priority is to get Agents back in the field solving murders.
Dr. Gordon Wyatt: Your romanticism is endearing but as the bard says "Lovers and madmen have such seething brains, such shaping fantasies that apprehend more than cool reason could comprehend."
Angela Montenegro: He also says "Journeys end in lovers meeting every wise man's son doth know."

Liars! You just wanted to see what happens when you toss a frozen pig into a wood-chipper.

Angela Montenegro: Are we experimenting on Booth? Because if so, I'd like to help out.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Make fun of the naked guy. Knock yourself out.

Angela Montenegro: Listen to me Brennan. Somebody you love is buried alive! You're allowed to save them no matter how irrational.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I don't love Booth.
Angela Montenegro: Yes you do. So do I. So do all of us. Just take my advice and hand over the evidence and get Booth.

Finn Abernathy: What is that? Gold?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Looks like a...
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Fleur de lis. The sign of the Priory of Scion, a secret society that defies papal authority.
Angela Montenegro: Honey, honey. That's the nib of a fountain pen.
Finn Abernathy: He was stabbed in the neck with a fountain pen?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Yeah, or assassinated by the pope!
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Or stabbed in the neck with a fountain pen.

Angela Montenegro: One year book-Foothill High, 1987.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Check; dehydrate and scan.
Angela Montenegro: "Have a great summer, don't ever change." Remember those days?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: I remember getting grounded every weekend, so many rules to break, so little time.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: You were a nerd fantasy.
Angela Montenegro: I was all about Barbie.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: She was my first anatomy lesson, I was confused for years.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: What about Ken, I felt so sorry for him.

Angela Montenegro: Just remind him of who I am and ask him politely.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: What are you, Canadian?

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Did Carolyn give you all the information you needed on Ibrahim?
Angela Montenegro: Yeah, I hope so. I mean there is always possible the CIA is holding something back. I sound like Hodgins, huh?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Well, in this case that would be prudent!

Angela Montenegro: Look at this picture she posted.
Dr. Lance Sweets: What, she Photoshopped herself into that?
Angela Montenegro: It's crazy, right?
Dr. Lance Sweets: Uh, a grown woman obsessed with a giant, orange phallic

Dr. Camille Saroyan: Would you mind passing me the victim's nose?
Angela Montenegro: It's weird that that's not a weird question.

Angela Montenegro: How are you?
Temperance Brennan: Everyone keeps asking me that. I don't know how to answer that question