You Only Live Twice Quotes

Helga Brandt : I've got you now.
James Bond : Well, enjoy yourself.

Oh the things I do for England.

Welcome to Japan, Mr. Bond.

You are James Bond, aren't you? I am so very pleased to meet you Bond-san. I really am. Permit me to introduce myself. My name is Tanaka. Please call me Tiger.

Why don't you just dye the parts that show?

Uggghhh... Siamese vodka?

I must say I am disappointed with the ease with which I could pull you in. The one thing my honourable mother taught me long ago was never to get into a car with a strange girl. But you, I'm afraid, will get into anything. With any girl.

Hello, Base One. There's nothing here but volcanoes.

Well, I think it's about hotel time.

No one will disturb you tonight. I think I will enjoy very much serving under you.

Bad news from outer space.

Blofeld : James Bond. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Ernst Stavro Blofeld. They told me you were assassinated in Hong Kong.
James Bond : Yes, this is my second life.
Blofeld : You only live twice, Mr. Bond.

James Bond : Is this the only room there is?
Kissy Suzuki : Yes. That is your bed,
Kissy Suzuki : I shall sleep over there.
James Bond : But we're supposed to be married.
Kissy Suzuki : Think again, please. You gave false name to priest.
James Bond : Yes, but we must keep up appearances. We're on our honeymoon.
Kissy Suzuki : No honeymoon. This is business.
James Bond : Well, I won't need these.

The last time someone gave me a massage, it was in Hong Kong. But, unfortunately, I had to cut it short. We were rudely interrupted by a couple of gunmen. So, we never got 'round to finishing it.

Little Nelly got a hot reception. Four big shots made improper advances toward her, but she defended her honor with great success.

Bon appetit!

Blofeld : The firing power inside my crater is enough to annihilate a small army. You can watch it all on TV. It's the last program you're likely to see.
James Bond : Well, if I'm gonna be forced to watch television, may I smoke?
Blofeld : Yes. Give him his cigarettes. It won't be the nicotine that kills you, Mr. Bond.