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You Only Live Twice (1967)

You Only Live Twice (1967)  image

Directed by: Lewis Gilbert
Written by: Harold Jack Bloom , Roald Dahl
Starring: Sean Connery, Akiko Wakabayashi, Mie Hama
Released on: June 13, 1967
Taglines: Sean Connery IS James Bond

You Only Live Twice (1967) Quotes

Well, I think it's about hotel time. image

Well, I think it's about hotel time.

No one will disturb you tonight. I think I will enjoy very much serving under you. image

No one will disturb you tonight. I think I will enjoy very much serving under you.

 I must say I am disappointed with the ease with which I could pull you in. The one thing my honourable mother taught me long ago was never to get into a car with a strange girl. But you, I'm afraid, will get into anything. With any girl. image

I must say I am disappointed with the ease with which I could pull you in. The one thing my honourable mother taught me long ago was never to get into a car with a strange girl. But you, I'm afraid, will get into anything. With any girl.

You are James Bond, aren't you? I am so very pleased to meet you Bond-san. I really am. Permit me to introduce myself. My name is Tanaka. Please call me Tiger. image

You are James Bond, aren't you? I am so very pleased to meet you Bond-san. I really am. Permit me to introduce myself. My name is Tanaka. Please call me Tiger.

 Welcome to Japan, Mr. Bond. image

Welcome to Japan, Mr. Bond.

Helga Brandt :  I've got you now.
James Bond : Well, enjoy yourself. image

Helga Brandt : I've got you now.
James Bond : Well, enjoy yourself.

Oh the things I do for England. image

Oh the things I do for England.

Why don't you just dye the parts that show? image

Why don't you just dye the parts that show?

Uggghhh... Siamese vodka? image

Uggghhh... Siamese vodka?

Hello, Base One. There's nothing here but volcanoes. image

Hello, Base One. There's nothing here but volcanoes.

James Bond : Is this the only room there is?
Kissy Suzuki : Yes. That is your bed,
Kissy Suzuki : I shall sleep over there.
James Bond : But we're supposed to be married.
Kissy Suzuki : Think again, please. You gave false name to priest.
James Bond : Yes, but we must keep up appearances. We're on our honeymoon.
Kissy Suzuki : No honeymoon. This is business.
James Bond : Well, I won't need these.

Bad news from outer space.

Blofeld : James Bond. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Ernst Stavro Blofeld. They told me you were assassinated in Hong Kong.
James Bond : Yes, this is my second life.
Blofeld : You only live twice, Mr. Bond.

Blofeld : The firing power inside my crater is enough to annihilate a small army. You can watch it all on TV. It's the last program you're likely to see.
James Bond : Well, if I'm gonna be forced to watch television, may I smoke?
Blofeld : Yes. Give him his cigarettes. It won't be the nicotine that kills you, Mr. Bond.

Bon appetit!

Little Nelly got a hot reception. Four big shots made improper advances toward her, but she defended her honor with great success.

The last time someone gave me a massage, it was in Hong Kong. But, unfortunately, I had to cut it short. We were rudely interrupted by a couple of gunmen. So, we never got 'round to finishing it.

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