The Social Network (2010) Quotes

You know, you really don't need a forensics team to get to the bottom of this. If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you'd have invented Facebook.

Eduardo, it's like a Final Club except we're the president.

The truth is she has a nice face. I need to do something to take my mind off her. Easy enough, except I need an idea.

You are probably going to be a very successful computer person. But you're going to go through life thinking that girls don't like you because you're a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won't be true. It'll be because you're an asshole.

The Internet's not written in pencil, Mark, it's written in ink.

Gage : Mr. Zuckerberg, do I have your full attention?
Mark Zuckerberg : No.
Gage : Do you think I deserve it?
Mark Zuckerberg : What?
Gage : Do you think I deserve your full attention?
Mark Zuckerberg : I had to swear an oath before we began this deposition, and I don't want to perjure myself, so I have a legal obligation to say no.
Gage : Okay - no. You don't think I deserve your attention.
Mark Zuckerberg : I think if your clients want to sit on my shoulders and call themselves tall, they have the right to give it a try - but there's no requirement that I enjoy sitting here listening to people lie. You have part of my attention - you have the minimum amount. The rest of my attention is back at the offices of Facebook, where my colleagues and I are doing things that no one in this room, including and especially your clients, are intellectually or creatively capable of doing.
Mark Zuckerberg : Did I adequately answer your condescending question?

Gretchen : 18,000 dollars?
Eduardo Saverin : Yes.
Gretchen : In addition to the $1,000 you'd already put up?
Eduardo Saverin : Yes.
Gretchen : A total of $19,000 now?
Eduardo Saverin : Yes.
Mark Zuckerberg : Hang on.
Mark Zuckerberg : I'm just checking your math on that. Yes, I got the same thing.

Ma'am, I know you've done your homework and so you know that money isn't a big part of my life, but at the moment I could buy Mt. Auburn Street, take the Phoenix Club, and turn it into my ping-pong room.