Storks Quotes

We're not like a family, we're just a guy and girl trying to raise a baby.

Storks don't deliver babies anymore! If anyone finds out about this, I am dead meat!

If this baby finds her family, then maybe I can find mine.

Don't worry, she's with penguins! There are whole documentaries about how great they are at baby-sitting!

We can't let it get out that we accidentally made a baby!

A house is not a house without a Gardner!

Junior : Put down that baby!
Penguin : Shhh!

Storks, since the beginning of time we have been tasked with delivering babies to people. No matter how hard or painful or boring it got, we would never stop delivering babies. Thank goodness we don't have to do that anymore!

Junior :Is it always like this?
Jasper : What can I say? I'm always sad!

Alpha Wolf : Wolf Pack, form of wolf boat!
Tulip : Are you kidding me?

Junior, I saved this company by getting out of babies and into package delivery. Monday, it'll all be yours, barring some monumental screw-up...