Iris West: Dad, we have something, um, that we need to tell you. Dad, the thing is...
Joe West: You two are dating. I know.
Iris West: You do?
Joe West: I'm a detective, remember? And both of you are lousy liars.
Eddie Thawne: So you're not mad?
Joe West: Oh, I'm mad. If the doctor hadn't confiscated my gun, we'd be having an entirely different conversation.