Mycroft Holmes: Oh, Sherlock. What do we say about coincidence?Sherlock Holmes: The universe is rarely so lazy.
Try not to start a war before I get home. You know what it does to the traffic.
Sir Boast-a-Lot was the bravest and cleverest knight at the round table. But soon, the other knights began to grow tired of his stories about how brave he was and how many dragons he'd slain. And so they began to wonder... are Sir Boast-a-Lot's stories even true?
Dr John Watson: Have you talked to the police?Sherlock Holmes: Four people are dead, there isn't time to talk to the police.Dr John Watson: So why are you talking to me?Sherlock Holmes: Mrs. Hudson took my skull.Dr John Watson: So I'm basically filling in for your skull?Sherlock Holmes: Relax, you're doing fine.