We are in Buckingham Palace, the very heart of the British nation. Sherlock Holmes, put your trousers on!
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I want you to calculate John's ideal intake and mine to remain in the sweet spot the whole evening.
Dr John Watson: Is that my computer?Sherlock Holmes: Of course.Dr John Watson: What?Sherlock Holmes: Mine was in the bedroom.Dr John Watson: What? And you couldn't be bothered to get up?Dr John Watson: It's password-protected.Sherlock Holmes: In a manner of speaking. Took me less than a minute to guess yours, not exactly Fort Knox.
I wrote my own version of the Nativity when I was a child, "The Hungry Donkey". It was a bit gory, but if you're gonna put a baby in a manger, you're asking for trouble.