Sherlock Holmes: You may as well eat. We might be waiting a long time.Dr. John Watson: Hmm, are you going to?Sherlock Holmes: What day is it?Dr. John Watson: It's Wednesday.Sherlock Holmes: I'm okay for a bit.
Henry Knight: It's a strange place, the Hollow. Makes you feel so cold inside, so afraid.Sherlock Holmes: Yes, if I wanted poetry, I'd read John's emails to his girlfriends. Much funnier.
Sherlock Holmes: Do people actually read your blog?Dr. John Watson: Where do you think our clients come from?Sherlock Holmes: I have a website.Dr. John Watson: In which you enumerate two hundred and forty different types of tobacco ash. Nobody's reading your website.
Sherlock Holmes: I need to get some air - we're going out tonight.Dr John Watson: Actually, I've, uh, got a date.Sherlock Holmes: What?Dr John Watson: It's where two people who like each other go out and have fun?Sherlock Holmes: That's what I was suggesting.Dr John Watson: No, it wasn't. At least I hope not.