Is anybody here a doctor?
Read more Dr. Gregory House QuotesFrom: The Lake House 2006
Dr. Gregory House: Cuddy is getting an award. I think we should all be there. Show our support.Dr. Eric Foreman: I assume you're planning on screwing it up, so you want to maximize witnesses.Dr. Gregory House: Why does everyone go there?Dr. Eric Foreman: Experience.Dr. Gregory House: Shut up!... How about go or work at the Clinic all weekend? I hear it's "Genital Herpes Awareness" month.
Dr. Gregory House: I can play the harmonica with my nose, make a penny come out of a child's ear, or any other orifice for that matter, and given the right circumstances can bring two women to simultaneous ecstasy.Dr. James Wilson: The right circumstances being their agreement to bill you on the same credit card.
I sometimes feel as if I'm invisible, as if no one can see me at all. I never felt that way when I lived at the Lake House.