House M.D. quotes

Oh, crap. Another reason I don't like meeting patients - they don't know what you look like, they can't yell at you.

Dr. Gregory House

Gorgeous women do not go to medical school... unless, they're as damaged as they are beautiful.

Dr. Gregory House

Rebecca Adler: He's your friend, huh?
Dr. James Wilson: Yeah.
Rebecca Adler: Does he care about you?
Dr. James Wilson: I think so.
Rebecca Adler: You don't know?
Dr. James Wilson: As Dr. House likes to say, "Everybody lies."
Rebecca Adler: It's not what people say; it's what they *do.*
Dr. James Wilson: Yeah... he cares about me.

Dr. James Wilson