Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee : Two beers, Ida. One for me, and one for me mate.Ida : One for your mate! Ya mad bugger!
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Well, you see, Aborigines don't own the land.They belong to it. It's like their mother. See those rocks? Been standing there for 600 million years. Still be there when you and I are gone. So arguing over who owns them is like two fleas arguing over who owns the dog they live on.
Bloody Wally. He's only been here a dozen times. He's probably lost.
Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee : If I give my heart to you...Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee : Then I'll have none and you'll have two..
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