Crocodile Dundee (1986) quotes

Well, you see, Aborigines don't own the land.They belong to it. It's like their mother. See those rocks? Been standing there for 600 million years. Still be there when you and I are gone. So arguing over who owns them is like two fleas arguing over who owns the dog they live on.

Michael J. 'Crocodile' Dundee

I don't mean to put down your black widow spider, but the funnelweb spider can kill a man in eight seconds, just by lookin' at him.

Michael J. 'Crocodile' Dundee

Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee : Two beers, Ida. One for me, and one for me mate.
Ida : One for your mate! Ya mad bugger!

Michael J. 'Crocodile' Dundee