Shazam quotes


Freddy Freeman : What are your superpowers?
Shazam : Superpowers? Dude, I don't even know how to pee in this thing!
Shazam : I can't talk to fish! And even if I could, what could I do that's cool?
Freddy Freeman :I don't know, maybe command an army of billions from the ocean?
Shazam : Uh... well, that's not THAT cool.

Shazam

Freddy Freeman : Yeah, you electrocuted a bus and almost killed those people!
Shazam : ...And then I CAUGHT it!

Shazam

Freddy Freeman : If you could have one superpower, flight or invisibility, what would you pick? Everybody chooses flight. You know why?
Billy Batson : So they can fly away from this conversation?
They seem nice, but don't buy it. It gets real Game of Thrones around here.
Freddy Freeman : Dude, just messing around! You look at me and you're like, "Why so dark? You're a disabled foster kid, you got it all!"

Billy Batson