Oh, that's great, blame it on the little guy. How original. He must've read the schedule wrong with his one eye.
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Why couldn't we have been banished here?
Sulley : You think that he's gonna come through the closet and scare ya. It's empty, see...Roz : Guess who?
Mike : Hello, is this thing on? Hey, good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Nice to be here in... your room. Hi, where are you from?Mike : You're in kindergarden, right? I used to love kindergarden. Best three years of my life.Mike : Of my life. But I love sports. Dodgeball was the best. I was the fastest one out there. Course, I was the ball. You see, I... was the ball. All right, kid.Mike : Thank you! You've been a wonderful audience. I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress.