Gordy : Shaw, open season isn't for three days. What is that buck doing on your hood?Shaw : It ain't my fault. I hit him while driving.Gordy : Where, on the interstate?Shaw : Sorta.
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Gordy : You're not his mother.Beth : I'm not mothering him.Beth : Excuse me a moment. Go to bed, Boog!
Shaw : Somebody's been eatin' my candy!Shaw : Somebody's been sitting in my chair!Shaw : Somebody... FORGOT TO FLUSH! Aaargh!
Shaw! That guy really chaps my khakis.