Hancock quotes

Criminal : [ Damn. Handjob. Where you come from?
Hancock : All right, relax. Just - Just tell me what you need.
Criminal : Tell them cops to turn - Tell 'em to take their guns off me. Tell 'em to take the guns off of me.
Hancock : Just take them off, guys. Lower your weapons.
Criminal : You gonna get us out of here. With that tight-ass Wolverine outfit on. Now, let's make it happen, asshole.

John Hancock

John Hancock : All of you people, blocking the intersection, you're all idiots.
Rail Crossing Crowd 1 : You're the one that threw the dude's car at her. And what's with the train?
Rail Crossing Crowd 2 : Why didn't you just go straight up in the air with the car? You've obviously injured that poor woman.
Rail Crossing Crowd 3 : She's right. She should sue you.
John Hancock : Okay. Well, you should sue McDonald's, 'cause they fucked you up.

John Hancock

Three guys in the car with no girls. Rave music. Hey, I'm not going to judge.

John Hancock