Hancock quotes

John Hancock : Good job! Do I have permission to touch your body?
Female Cop : Yes!
John Hancock : It's not sexual. Not that you're not an attractive woman. You're actually a very attractive woman and...
Female Cop : Get me the hell out of here!

John Hancock

Call me an asshole one more time.

John Hancock

Hancock : The way you deal with bullies - you take your right foot, bring it right up and catch him in his little piss pump.
Mary Embrey : You don't have to do that, honey. Okay? Seriously.
Aaron Embrey : It's a good idea.
Hancock : You aim straight, make sure he can't use that thing for nothin' but a flap to keep the dust out of his butt crack.

Aaron