Hancock : You broke my glasses.Asian Gang Member : I'm sorry. Take my Ray Bans!
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John Hancock : Good job! Do I have permission to touch your body?Female Cop : Yes!John Hancock : It's not sexual. Not that you're not an attractive woman. You're actually a very attractive woman and...Female Cop : Get me the hell out of here!
What? It's a little tight.
Gotta wonder, though. What kind of bastard must I have been, that nobody was there to claim me? I mean, I'm... I'm not the most charming guy in the world, so I've been told, but... nobody?