I'm pretty sure my brother-in-law just joined ISIS and he's a Jew.
Read more Gwendolyn QuotesFrom: Bad Moms
Oh my gosh, she just got her sadness all over me.
Jane : How do you know?Amy : Because I'm your mom. I know what you're made of.
Carla : Hey, Jaxon. I made you lunch today. It's some humus wrap with some kale.Jaxon : Gross!Carla : Yeah, I know, it sounds totally disgusting, but it's supposed to be good for you, so... And I'm gonna come to your baseball game tomorrow night.Jaxon : For real?Carla : I'm gonna stay the whole stupid game. Mmm-hmm. Because... I love you, and stuff. Still cannot believe I pushed that thing outta my chooch.