Batman : Batman's life lesson number two. Vigilantes don't have bedtimes.Robin : Yes! So, what's the vigilante policy on cookies?Batman : Unlimited!
Wow, that was fun! Really hope nobody was recording that. Let me see. Oh, this thing is on. This thing is recording.
I deserve this today, today I deserve it.
The Joker : You wanna play games, do you Batman? Save the city or catch your greatest enemy!Batman : You think you're my greatest enemy?The Joker : Who else drives you to one-up them the way I do?Batman : Superman.The Joker : Superman's not a bad guy!Batman : I like to fight around.The Joker : You're seriously saying that there's nothing special about us?Batman : There is no "us". Never will be.