Batman : Who never skips leg day?Chorus : Batman!Batman : Who always pays their taxes?Batman , Chorus : Not Batman!
Read more Bruce Wayne QuotesFrom: The Lego Batman Movie (2017)
Batman : So, are you ready to follow Batman and maybe learn a few life lessons along the way?Robin : I sure am, Dad Two! But first, where's the seat-belt?Batman : The first lesson is, life doesn't give you seat-belts! Let's go!
Robin : Wow! Look, it's the Bat-Sub!Batman : Wait, don't touch that!Robin : Over there! It's the Bat-Space Shuttle!Batman : Please keep your hands off that.Robin : Look, it's the Bat-Zeppelin!Batman : Don't touch that, either!Robin : It's the Bat-Train!Batman : No!Robin : It's the Bat-Kayak!Batman : No!Robin : It's the Bat-Dune Buggy!Batman : No!Robin : It's the Bat... Shark Repellent?Batman : Uh, actually, you can touch that. It's completely useless
Robin : Hey, I was thinking. If I'm gonna be a superhero, and go on awesome superhero missions like this one, can we use code names? Mine can be Robin.Batman : I'm sorry, say that again?Robin : Robin.Batman : As in the small, Midwestern frail bird?Robin : Yeah, and I already have a catch phrase. Tweet, tweet, on the street.Batman : Hard pass.Robin : And a song.Robin : Fly, Robin, fly.Batman : Harder pass.