People often think I am tactless and rude. I cannot understand how being honest can be improper. Maybe this is why I don't have any friends.
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Dear Mary, please find enclosed my entire Noblet collection as a sign that I forgive you.
When I was young, I invented an invisible friend called Mr Ravioli. My psychiatrist says I don't need him anymore, so he just sits in the corner and reads.
Recipes are like mathematical equations. Dr. Bernard Hazelhof told me you should never weigh more than your refrigerator, and to never eat anything bigger than your head. I once ate a watermelon bigger than my head, but not all at once.
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