People often think I am tactless and rude. I cannot understand how being honest can be improper. Maybe this is why I don't have any friends.
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I cannot understand how being honest can be considered improper. Maybe this is why I don't have any friends.
I was born Jewish and used to believe in God but I've since read many books that have proven God is just a figment of my imagination. People like to believe in God 'cause it answers difficult questions, like where did the universe came from, do worms go to heaven and why do old ladies have blue hair. And even though I'm an atheist, I still wear my yarmulke as it keeps my brain warm.
When I was young, I invented an invisible friend called Mr Ravioli. My psychiatrist says I don't need him anymore, so he just sits in the corner and reads.
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