Even though I own 85% of Steve Cocksucking Motherfucking Madden Shoes, the shares were in his fucking name!
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See those little black boxes? They're called telephones. I'm gonna let you in on a little secret about these telephones. They're not gonna dial themselves. Okay? Without you, they're just worthless hunks of plastic. Like a loaded M16 without a trained marine to pull the trigger.
The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you can't achieve it.
FYI boys, Danielle has promised to use this $10,000 for breast implants. She's already got C-cups, but now she wants FUCKIN' DOUBLE D'S!
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