Even though I own 85% of Steve Cocksucking Motherfucking Madden Shoes, the shares were in his fucking name!
Read more Jordan Belfort QuotesFrom: The Wolf of Wall Street
Max Belfort: $430,000 in one month, Jordy. Huh?Jordan Belfort: They're business expenses.Max Belfort: Jordy, look what you've got here. Look at this! $26,000 for one fucking dinner!Jordan Belfort: No, no, this can be explained. Dad, we had clients, Pfizer clients. Champagne.Nicky Koskoff: The porterhouse from Argentina.Jordan Belfort: Expensive champagne and the what, we had to buy champagne.Jordan Belfort: And you brought in all the sides... Tell him about the sides.Donnie Azoff: I ordered the sides, so...Max Belfort: Sides? Sides? $26,000 worth of sides? What are these sides? They cure cancer?Donnie Azoff: The sides did cure cancer, that's the problem, that's why they were so expensive.Jordan Belfort: Shut the fuck up!Donnie Azoff: I'm serious.
Jordan Belfort: This right here is the land of opportunity. This is America. This is my home! The show goes on!Jordan Belfort: They're gonna need to send in the National Guard to take me out, cos I ain't going nowhere!
I'm not ashamed to admit it: my first time in prison, I was terrified. For a moment, I had forgotten I lived in a world where everything was for sale. Wouldn't you like to know how to sell it?