Jerry: Have I got things to tell you!Joe: What happened?Jerry: I'm engaged.Joe: Congratulations. Who's the lucky girl?Jerry: I am!
Joe: But, you're not a girl! You're a guy, and, why would a guy wanna marry a guy?Jerry: Security!
Joe: There's another problem.Jerry: Like what?Joe: Like, what are you gonna do on your honeymoon?Jerry: We've been discussing that. He wants to go to the Riviera but I kinda lean towards Niagara Falls.
What are you afraid of? No-one's asking you to have a baby!