Monty Python and the Holy Grail quotes

Large Man with Dead Body: Who's that then?
The Dead Collector: I dunno, must be a king.
Large Man with Dead Body: Why?
The Dead Collector: He hasn't got shit all over him.

Tim the Enchanter

Sir Robin: Would it help to confuse it if we run away more?
King Arthur: Oh shut up and go and change your armour.

Robin

On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.

King Arthur