Sir Robin: Would it help to confuse it if we run away more?King Arthur: Oh shut up and go and change your armour.
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Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt!Sir Bedevere: A newt?Peasant 3: I got better.Crowd: Burn her anyway!
The Dead Collector: Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!Peasant 3: Here you are, here's your ninepence.The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead!The Dead Collector: Hang on, he says he's not dead!Peasant 3: Yes he is.The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not!
How dare you profane this place with your presence!
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