How dare you profane this place with your presence!
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The Dead Collector: Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!Peasant 3: Here you are, here's your ninepence.The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead!The Dead Collector: Hang on, he says he's not dead!Peasant 3: Yes he is.The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not!
King Arthur: Can we come up and have a look?French Soldier: Of course not. You're English types.King Arthur: What are you then?French Soldier: I'm French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king?Sir Galahad: What are you doing in England?French Soldier: Mind your own business.
Message for you, sir.
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