King Arthur: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!Black Knight: Yes I have.King Arthur: Look!Black Knight: It's just a flesh wound.
Read more King Arthur QuotesFrom: Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Left Head: Halt! Who art thou?Minstrel: He is brave Sir Robin, brave Sir Robin, who...Sir Robin: Shut up! Nobody really, just passing through.Left Head: What do you want?Minstrel: To fight and...Sir Robin: Shut up! Uh, n-n-nothing, really. J-j-just passing, uhm, just passing through.
Minstrel: Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis...Sir Robin: That's, uh, that's enough music for now, lads... looks like there's dirty work afoot.
Large Man with Dead Body: Who's that then?The Dead Collector: I dunno, must be a king.Large Man with Dead Body: Why?The Dead Collector: He hasn't got shit all over him.