What the hell do you know about surfing, Major? You're from goddamned New Jersey!
Read more Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore QuotesFrom: Apocalypse Now
Nothing works! Not a decent pen. Not even a sharp pencil! I'm surrounded by nothing but incompetent, stupid, sterile stenographers!
Oh man... the bullshit piled up so fast in Vietnam, you needed wings to stay above it.
Have you ever considered any real freedoms? Freedoms from the opinion of others... even the opinions of yourself?