Guido: What are your political views?Other Man: Benito, Adolf! Sit down! Sorry Guido, what did you say?
Read more Guido QuotesFrom: Life Is Beautiful
The game starts now. You have to score one thousand points. If you do that, you take home a tank with a big gun. Each day we will announce the scores from that loudspeaker. The one who has the fewest points will have to wear a sign that says "Jackass" on his back. There are three ways to lose points. One, turning into a big crybaby. Two, telling us you want to see your mommy. Three, saying you're hungry and want something to eat.
Bartolomeo: They are looking for someone who speaks German, to translate their instructions.Guido: Me! I'll do it, I'll translate!Bartolomeo: Do you speak German?Guido: No.
My husband and son are on that train. I want to get on that train. Did you hear me? I want to get on that train.