Bartolomeo: They are looking for someone who speaks German, to translate their instructions.Guido: Me! I'll do it, I'll translate!Bartolomeo: Do you speak German?Guido: No.
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What kind of place is this? It's beautiful: Pigeons fly, women fall from the sky! I'm moving here!
Buon giorno, Principessa!
Daddy, you scared me to death!