Candy-stripe a cancer ward. It's not my problem.
Narrator: I know it seems like I have more than one side sometimes...Marla Singer: More than one side? You're Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Jackass!
This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.
All right, if the applicant is young, tell him he's too young. Old, too old. Fat, too fat. If the applicant then waits for three days without food, shelter, or encouragement he may then enter and begin his training.