Marla Singer: I wish I could return the favor.Narrator: There's not a lot of breast cancer in the men in my family.Marla Singer: I could check your prostate.
Hey, you created me. I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!
This is a chemical burn. It will hurt more than you've ever been burned before. You will have a scar.
If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Marla.
