Self improvement is masturbation. Now self destruction...
Read more Tyler Durden QuotesFrom: Fight Club
All right, if the applicant is young, tell him he's too young. Old, too old. Fat, too fat. If the applicant then waits for three days without food, shelter, or encouragement he may then enter and begin his training.
I've been going to Debtor's Anonymous. You want to see some really fucked-up people...
Your whacked out bald freaks hit me with a fucking broom! They almost broke my arm! They were burning their fingertips with lye, the stink was unbelievable!