The Good, the Bad and the Ugly quotes

Whoever has the most liquor to get the soldiers drunk and send them to be slaughtered... he's the winner.

Alcoholic Union Captain

The Rebs have decided that bridge is the key to this whole area. Stupid, useless bridge! Flyspeck on Headquarters' maps. Headquarters has declared we must take that ridiculous flyspeck. Even if all of us are killed. Otherwise the key'll get rusty and just be a spot on the wall.

Alcoholic Union Captain

Every gun makes its own tune.

Alcoholic Union Captain