What is this thing called life?
Father Janovich: What are you gonna do, Walt?Walt Kowalski: Whatever it is, they won't have a chance.
Walt Kowalski: Relax, zipperhead. I'm not gonna shoot you. I'd look down too, if I was you. You know, I knew you were a dipshit the first time I ever saw you. Then I thought you were worse with women than stealing cars... Toad.Thao Vang Lor: It's Thao.Walt Kowalski: What?Thao Vang Lor: It's not Toad, my name is Thao.Walt Kowalski: Yeah, well, you were blowing it with that girl who was there. Not that I give two shits about a toad like you.Thao Vang Lor: You don't know what you're talking about.Walt Kowalski: You're wrong, eggroll, I know exactly what I'm talking about. I may not be the most pleasant person to be around, but I got the best woman who was ever on this planet to marry me. I worked at it, it was the best thing ever happened to me. Hands down. But you, you know, you're letting Click-Clack, Ding-Dong and Charlie Chan just walk out with Miss What's-her-face. She likes you, you know? Though I don't know why!Thao Vang Lor: Who?Walt Kowalski: Yum Yum. You know, the girl in the purple sweater. She's been looking at you all day, stupid!Thao Vang Lor: You mean Youa?Walt Kowalski: Yeah... Yum Yum... yeah... nice girl... nice girl, very charming girl... I talked with her... yeah. But you, you just let her walk out right out with the Three Stooges. And you know why? 'Cause you're a big fat pussy. Well, I gotta go. Good day, pussycake.
Get off my lawn!
