Dwayne? That's your name, right?
Read more Grandpa QuotesFrom: Little Miss Sunshine
Olive: Mom, Dwayne's got 20/20 vision!Sheryl: I bet he does...Olive: Now, let's see if you're colorblind.Olive: What's the letter in the circle?Olive: No in the circle. The letter... in the circle?Frank: Can you see a letter, Dwayne?Olive: It's an A. See? Right there?Frank: It's bright green.Frank: Oh man.Frank: Dwayne, I think you might be colorblind.Frank: You can't fly jets if you're colorblind.
Olive: Can I get the, uh, waffles? And, um, what does "a la mode-y" mean?Diner Waitress: Oh that means it comes with ice cream!Olive: Ok. A la mode-y then.
Jesus, I'm tired. I'm so fucking tired. You know how tired I am? If a girl came up to me and begged me to fuck her, I couldn't do it. That's how tired I am.