Jesus, I'm tired. I'm so fucking tired. You know how tired I am? If a girl came up to me and begged me to fuck her, I couldn't do it. That's how tired I am.
Read more Grandpa QuotesFrom: Little Miss Sunshine
Grandpa: Fuck a lotta women, kid, I have no reason to lie to you. Not just one, a lotta women.Richard: Okay, dad, I think we get it.Grandpa: Are you getting it? Is it going in anywhere? No, don't show me the pad. I don't wanna see the fucking pad.
Oh my God, I'm getting pulled over. Everyone, just... pretend to be normal.Grandpa: Are you gettin' any?Richard: Dad!Grandpa: You can tell me, Dwayne. Are you gettin' any?Richard: Come on, please.Grandpa: No? Jesus. You're what? Fifteen? My God, man!Richard: Dad!Grandpa: You should be gettin' that young stuff.Richard: Dad!Grandpa: That young stuff is the best stuff in the whole world.Richard: Hey! Hey! Dad! That's enough! Stop it!Grandpa: Will you kindly not interrupt me, Richard! See, right now you're jailbait, they're jailbait. It's perfect. I mean, you hit 18, man! You're talkin' about three to five.
Olive: Do you eat ice cream?Miss California: Yes. My favorite is Chocolate Cherry Garcia... except technically I think it's a frozen yogurt.