I apologize for the things I said. I was upset, and I didn't really mean them.Pageant Assistant Pam: Are you authorized to be backstage?Dwayne: No.
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Olive: Do you eat ice cream?Miss California: Yes. My favorite is Chocolate Cherry Garcia... except technically I think it's a frozen yogurt.
Everybody just pretend to be normal.
Richard: Sarcasm is the refuge of losers.Frank: It is? Really?Richard: Sarcasm is losers trying to bring winners down to their level.Frank: Wow, Richard, you've really opened my eyes to what a loser I am. How much do I owe you for those pearls of wisdom?Richard: Oh, that ones on the house.
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