The Hurt Locker quotes

Sergeant JT Sanborn: Now push it in.
Sgt. Matt Thompson: I can't.
Sergeant JT Sanborn: What do you mean you can't? Pretend it's your dick, man.
Sgt. Matt Thompson: How about I pretend it's your dick?
Sergeant JT Sanborn: You'd never get it in if you did that.

Sergeant JT Sanborn

I'm too old for this shit.

Staff Sergeant William James

Sergeant JT Sanborn: Welcome to Bravo Company. Welcome to Camp Victory.
Staff Sergeant William James: Ah, Camp Victory? I thought this was Camp Liberty.
Sergeant JT Sanborn: Ah, no, they changed that about a week ago. 'Victory' sound' better.
Staff Sergeant William James: All right. Well, good. At least we're in the right place, right?

Sergeant JT Sanborn