I'm too old for this shit.
Read more Staff Sergeant William James QuotesFrom: The Hurt Locker
Sergeant JT Sanborn: Who's that?Staff Sergeant William James: That's my son. He's ' tough little bastard. Nothin' like me.Sergeant JT Sanborn: You mean to tell me you married?Staff Sergeant William James: Well, you know, I had a girlfriend and, uh, she got pregnant, so we got married, and we got divorced... or, you know, I thought we got divorced. I mean, she's still living in the house and she says we're still together, so I... I don't know. Wha-what does... what does that make her? I don't know.Sergeant JT Sanborn: Dumb... for still being with your ass.Staff Sergeant William James: Hey! She ain't fucking dumb, all right? She's just loyal. She's just loyal, that's all.
Spc. Owen Eldridge: Aren't you glad the Army has all these tanks parked here? Just in case the Russians come and we have to have a big tank battle?Sergeant JT Sanborn: I'd rather be on the side with the tanks, just in case, than not have 'em.Spc. Owen Eldridge: Yeah, but they don't do anything. I mean, anyone comes alongside a Humvee, we're dead. Anybody even looks at you funny, we're dead. Pretty much the bottom line is, if you're in Iraq, you're dead. How's a fucking tank supposed to stop that?Sergeant JT Sanborn: Would you shut the fuck up, Owen, please?Spc. Owen Eldridge: Sorry. Just tryin' to scare the new guy.
Staff Sergeant William James: [to Iraqi street kid] I'm gonna buy another DVD, okay? But... if it's shaky - look at me - or out of focus, or any way not 100%, I'm gonna chop off your goddamn head with a dull knife. How do you feel about... I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding.Staff Sergeant William James: Here. You're a good kid.Staff Sergeant William James: You're a good kid, aren't ya?