Sergeant JT Sanborn: Now push it in.
Sgt. Matt Thompson: I can't.
Sergeant JT Sanborn: What do you mean you can't? Pretend it's your dick, man.
Sgt. Matt Thompson: How about I pretend it's your dick?
Sergeant JT Sanborn: You'd never get it in if you did that.
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